Posted by the writer on Jul 6, 2010 in
funny Someone has been talking of a certain ring with a diamond the past few weeks. And then suddenly stopped.
Being the nice person I am, I picked up the conversation thread where it left off by talking about diamonds for the past two days.
And being the efficient worker I am, I asked friends for recommendations on where to get the best diamond.
So everything is in place and ready.
For the someone to pay the bill.
On the same subject, to yikor… i’m completing the dreaded dissertation soon (like almost tomorrow!)…so please send me the chopard necklace you bought two years back for me! i miss u so much. will u turn up at the doorstep with the necklace?
Posted by the writer on Feb 3, 2010 in
funny I am awfully outdated. I mean, I’ve been to this site just to check up on some really weird urban slang that the youngsters have been using in their SMSes which left me totally bewildered but I’ve not exactly been a fan of it to stay long enough on the site and explore…until today…when a Facebook friend started this thingee of having everyone checking up their first names and then posting the answers (funnily ones, of course) on Facebook.
Gosh, the laughter this created…madness!
Without revealing the first names, here goes mine:
“Possibly one of the sexiest girls on the face of the earth. They are so much fun to be around, But, a downside is that they are too fine for you. Usually not skanks or hoes have tons of friends and are in middle class families. Has friends that will destroy people that want to harm her. Gets hit on a lot by guys isn’t stuck up or a bitch, although they tend to have a bitchy friend or two.”
“One who is naturally equited with the tools and machinary to pull off a succesful and satisfactory rape of an unsuspecting victim.”
“has multiple boys fighting over her. will have very cute red ginger babies. has her own stripper theme song. likes to lick girls. popular among taken men. is very gropy. tries to undress anyone she can get her hands on. likes shark boys. doesnt like it when you push hard.”
“stays fresca”
“a strange, endangered species that originated from easter island. They are often short and have an addiction to vitamins. They tend to chase flying squirrels all day. They also love a mixed breed of dog called a “Chiwewe“.”
“queen, a most high beautiful woman, none like her, a queen that stands out among all others smart, intelligent talented”
Here goes someone’s:
“Probably the best looking person ever. He is smart and daring. He also gets all of the ladies. He was the first billionnaire president of the world. He also spells shit however he wants so don’t correct him.He is tight with chuck norris, and hes gods other son. In essence he is t3h hax0rs.”
“The sexiest guy that all the girls love and dream about.He is great at sex (possibly the best). Everybody loves him.With the biggest dick ever.”
“a person who cares a lot for those he loves. in addition, he is smart, funny, nice (although debatable at times ) very good looking, and quite the determined character.”
“The act of taking a fire extinguisher and shoving in a persons anal cavity, pulling pin and turning on with no regrets, and while jizzing in someones nose.”
And just to spice things up and make it a little crazier, we went for our Facebook nicknames.
Here’s mine:
“Red Grover. Laughs when tickled unless batteries are dead.”
And someone’s:
“A furry blue monster from Sesame Street who takes out his sexual frustration on baked goods.”
Common stuff between the first name and nick for mine is RED.
For someone’s is SEX.
Laugh till the cow comes home…but where’s the cow? Was there even one in the first place? But wait…what’s a cow? Shall we check urbandictionary.com for it? NOOOO!!! Wait. YESSSS!
A cow as defined by the urbandictionary.com is:
“Someone who blocks the aisles in a grocery store with their massive girth.”
“The word ‘cow’ is also a moderately offensive insult in the United Kingdom towards a woman who is supremely unpleasant.”
HAHAHAHA!
And while the madness is going on…like forever, I took the opportunity to check up the following as well.
Some idiot going by the nickname of XXX has been a really fun target for amusement lately. (A cause of heartache in the past but that was over…I don’t like remembering sad stuff anyway.) So what exactly is the XXX?
“A control freak. A rather nasty, manipulative, self appointed queen for all events relating to anything in her limited, but tightly-reigned little world.”
“Another word for Vagina or Pussy”
“A Female To own One’s heart”
And just for additional fun, the real first name of the said XXX reveals the following from urbandictionary.com:
“1) Intellectually attractive woman.
2) Physically attractive woman.
3) Emotonally attractive woman.
4) Attractivve in all 3 major ways, yet not you are condemned to be ‘just friends‘”
“A sweet girl with a lot of heart.”
“Fellatio. To preform an orally sexual acts”
“A slang name for cannabis, originating in the South-East of England”
“Alternative word for female genitailia.”
“A woman’s private parts.”
There are more definitions to each word looked up but I only selected the ones which really stood out. Just to be really nasty and fun…notice that the nick of XXX and the real first name is really suitable? Well, definitely not intellectually attractive as the said person could not even spell properly and has no general knowledge to say of. I’d give some plus points for being physically attractive but that’d depends if you are looking at just street level attractiveness or something like a classy kind of attractiveness cos that person has no class at all. I should think emotionally attractive for that person is good cos managed to keep me well entertained. Ah well, the common integral between the nick and first name is heart and pussy. So suitable! (said person by the way is a cow queen too!)
So what is yours?
p/s- I tried on my brother’s name and this turns up:
“A boy who isn’t responsible and goes around sleeping with every girl possible. Usually goes with White chicks and then leaves for others. Been to jail once or twice and is VERY stubborn.”
VERY TRUE! (about the jail + VERY stubborn part – I’m not sure about the white chicks though…probably…)
p/s: p/s: – I tried on an old first name which I used to go by and got a nice result too! Try Nicole!~ LOL